The Best Funny Songs: Adult

What songs are guaranteed to make you laugh?

Funny adult songs are happy, humorous, and fun to listen to. The best funny adults songs can be found here. We have collected the best ones ever created. Be warned - they are adult funny songs and are not intended for children. Many of these funny adult songs cover topics that are funny for adults, but not for kids. You will find several of them are parodies of other well-known songs, but give a different and funny view of them. They are hilarious to listen to over and over, and will provide you with hours of entertainment.

We have funny adult songs from years ago, and we have them from recent singers, as well. If you are looking for the best funny adult songs, you can find multiple songs here to choose from. You can get your very own copies of them, if you want. We have provided you with numerous music formats to choose from.

Below you will find the best funny adult songs. These songs lean towards mature subjects matters and topics. They are for those who are "young at heart" and not those who have young ears.

For your convenience, we have included links to the sheet music on Sheetmusicplus.com as well as the CD on Amazon.com whenever available. If you are looking to purchase the mp3 or would like to listen to a sample, then click on either the Amazon, Rhapsody, or iTunes links.

Rhapsody provides both music subscriptions as well as individual mp3s for sale in WMA format and iTunes only provides MPEG-4 audio files for sale. However, Amazon does offer mp3s that are compatible with both Windows Media Player and iTunes. For more information about where to purchase music online, we provide it on our Music Downloads page or our Music Subscriptions page.

1. "A Dozen Roses" performed by Rodney Carrington
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2. "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" performed by Monty Python
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3. "Another One Rides The Bus" performed by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
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4. "Barbie Girl" performed by Aqua
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5. "Big Socks" performed by Bette Midler
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6. "A Boy named Sue" performed by Johnny Cash
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7. "'Cause I'm A Blonde" performed by Julie Brown
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8. "Cows With Guns" performed by Dana Lyons
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9. "Every Sperm Is Sacred" performed by Monty Python
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10. "Gay Factory Worker" performed by Rodney Carrington
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11. "Gitarzan" performed by Ray Stevens
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12. "Highly Illogical" performed by Leonard Nimoy
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13. "I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy)" performed by Randy Hanzlick, M.D(Dr. Rock)
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14. "It Wasn't Me" performed by Shaggy
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15. "Just Lose It" performed by Eminem
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16. "Kill The Wabbit" performed by Ozzy Fudd
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17. "King Tut" performed by Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
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18. "Letter to My Penis" performed by Rodney Carrington
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19. "Lumberjack Song" performed by Monty Python
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20. "My Ding-A-Ling (Single Version)" performed by Chuck Berry
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21. "A Nightmare On My Street" performed by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
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22. "On The Shoulders Of Freaks" performed by Henry Phillips
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23. "Poisoning Pidgeons In The Park" performed by Tom Lehrer
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24. "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" performed by Offspring
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25. "Put Your Clothes Back On" performed by Rodney Carrington
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26. "Show Them to Me" performed by Rodney Carrington
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27. "Smells Like Nirvana" performed by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
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28. "Star Trekkin'" performed by The Firm
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29. "Stress" performed by Jim's Big Ego
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30. "The Bad Touch" performed by Bloodhound Gang
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31. "The Curly Shuffle" performed by Jump 'N The Saddle
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32. "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" performed by Julie Brown
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33. "The Time Warp" performed by The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast
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34. "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" performed by Napoleon XIV
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35. "Three Little Pigs" performed by Green Jelly
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36. "White and Nerdy" performed by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
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37. "Witch Doctor" performed by The Music Of David Seville
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38. "Yoda" performed by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
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