The Best Funny Songs: Kids

What songs are guaranteed to make kids laugh?

The best funny kid songs are listed here. If you are looking for funny songs that kids will enjoy, look no further. The songs we have here are the best funny songs for all ages. They will make you laugh and giggle, as they tell the tales of funny things. You will probably even find a few that you remember from your youth, as many of them have been around for years. These funny kid songs will give you lots of enjoyable entertainment.

Below is a collection of the best funny kid songs found around. You can get many of them for your very own music collection. The kids in your life, or the "kid in you" will enjoy these funny songs again and again. These songs are appropriate for all age levels. Any songs with references to sex, weapons, drugs, or death have been placed on the page of Funny Songs for Adults.

For your convenience, we have included links to the sheet music on Sheetmusicplus.com as well as the CD on Amazon.com whenever available. If you are looking to purchase the mp3 or would like to listen to a sample, then click on either the Amazon, Rhapsody, or iTunes links.

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  1. "A Boy named Sue" performed by Johnny Cash
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line - A Boy Named Sue
  2. "Barbie Girl" performed by Aqua
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Aqua - Aquarium - Barbie Girl
  3. "Charlie Brown" performed by The Coasters
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   The Coasters - Back to Back - The Drifters and the Coasters - Charlie Brown
  4. "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (On The Bedpost Overnight)" performed by Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Lonnie Donegan - K-tel's Dumb Ditties - Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (On the Bedpost Overnight)
  5. "Eat It" performed by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   "Weird Al" Yankovic & Mike Kieffer - "Weird Al" Yankovic's Greatest Hits - Eat It
  6. "Gitarzan" performed by Ray Stevens
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Ray Stevens - Box Set - Gitarzan
  7. "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah!" performed by Allan Sherman
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Allan Sherman - Rhino Hi-Five: Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp)
  8. "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" performed by Bryan Hyland
     Find it on:  Brian Hyland - Brian Hyland: Greatest Hits - Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini   Amazon mp3s   Amazon CD
  9. "Kill The Wabbit" performed by Ozzy Fudd
     Find it on:  Amazon CD  
  10. "King Tut" performed by Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Steve Martin - A Wild & Crazy Guy - King Tut
  11. "Monster Mash" performed by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Bobby "Boris" Pickett - K-tel's Goofy Greats - Monster Mash
  12. "Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out" performed by Shel Silverstein
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Shel Silverstein - The Best of Shel Silverstein His Words His Songs His Friends - Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
  13. "Second Week Of Deer Camp" performed by Da Yoopers
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   The Deer Hunters - Deer Camp Songs - Second Week of Deer Camp
  14. "Splish Splash" performed by Bobby Darin
     Find it on:  Sheetmusicplus   Amazon CD   Rhapsody   Bobby Darin - The Bobby Darin Story - Mack the Knife - Splish Splash
  15. "Surfin' Bird" performed by The Trashmen
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   The Trashmen - Tube City - The Best of The Trashmen - Surfin' Bird
  16. "The Purple People Eater" performed by Sheb Wooley or George Thorogood
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   George Thorogood - Purple People Eater - Purple People Eater
  17. "Three Little Pigs" performed by Green Jelly
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Green Jelly - Cereal Killer Soundtrack - Three Little Pigs
  18. "Tip-Toe Thru' The Tulips With Me" performed by Tiny Tim
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Tiny Tim - K-tel Jukebox: The Sixties - Volume 1 - Tip Toe Thru the Tulips With Me
  19. "Witch Doctor" performed by David Seville or Sha Na Na
     Find it on:  Sha Na Na - The Best of Sha Na Na - Witch Doctor   Amazon CD   Amazon mp3s   Sheetmusicplus
  20. "When I Was A Dinosaur" performed by Trout Fishing In America
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   Trout Fishing In America - Big Trouble - When I Was a Dinosaur
  21. "Yoda" performed by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
     Find it on:  Amazon CD   "Weird Al" Yankovic - "Weird Al" Yankovic: Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 - Yoda

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